So Cynthia and I started the south beach diet yesterday. I bid you farewell Deli Chicken from Haggen you were always there for me. Goodbye McDonalds, I will miss our roadtrips where I ate and drove. And Asian Buffet, I will miss you most of all, but I must bid you adieu.
This whole thing isn't a fad thing. My doctor recommended that I go on it as I am 30 pounds overweight of my Body Mass Index blabitty blah blah blah. I wanted a second opinion, but the computer never lies I guess. You're supposed to lose up to 15 pounds in the first two weeks. I'd post pictures of me holding newspapers in my boxers, but I don't have the technology.
Now the problem is trying to get my eating habits into check. See, the neat thing about this "diet" is that it isn't about the good or bad carbs, but eating the right carbs. (<--That's their slogan) All it really entails is cutting your portions down and eating some good stuff. I still get 5 meals a day, so it's not like I'm starving. It's funny though, because I think about how "hungry" I am and then I think about how most people aren't even eating today, or I'm complaining about how I hate that I don't get to eat as much as I'd like to as I'm watching a commercial from world vision, telling us that we can feed a village for "the price of a latte"...I'm a real dick. Yeah I said it.
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Listening to the relaxing sounds of the fan on the PC and the air conditioner.
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This is a good thing my friend. How else would you be allowed to attend your church of sexy people? It would be sad if their own worship pastor wasn't sexy enough!
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